YOU ARE A LOSER

I don’t have a problem with alcohol or weed. However: Being drunk or stoned does not make you awesome. LOVING to get drunk or stoned does not make you awesome. Throwing up from drinking does not make you awesome. Blacking out does not make you awesome. Loving to get so drunk that you throw up and black out does not make you awesome. Proudly calling yourself an alcoholic is ridiculous and merits a swift kick in the face. And you are even LESS COOL if you love to talk about how much you love getting wasted, stoned, blacking out, throwing up, etc. YOU ARE A LOSER.